So yep, Tyler is tot’s about to play a song at Jack Sprat’s in front of like 30ish people. He is going through stages of super tense, calming down, and being calm. I am acting supportive because I am the best friends EVER! He said I should record him playing, post it on here and laugh at him. I was planning on doing so until he just told me to do it. That totally removed all the humor I would have previously gained. I told him he can’t read my Tumblr post until after he performed so this is to you Tyler. I THINK YOU WILL FAIL!!!!!! Jk i’m sure you will do surprisingly adequate. Good luck broseph (Even though you won’t see this wish of good luck until after you have performed.
11:10- Tyler was very successful in his first attempt at open mic night for anyone wondering. Great job Tyler.
Ode to Manu
Manu, all of us know about your incredibly tiny almost non-existent penis, so when I saw this picture I just had to post it so that the entire world could know your flaw in a happy candy filled way :D.
P.S. Jk about the almost non-existent part, it is just straight non-existent :DDD
Peace out Broseiden
OMG WTF THIS IS CREEPY AS SHIT!
I would like to let you all know that I saw this in a cracked article while eating lunch in Lenoir. I jumped back in my chair, pulled my arms back, and screamed a little.
So if you guys are like me then you have seen Disney’s Hercules when you were younger. Also if you were like me you only had one question after watching it. What the fuck is up with Megara’s hips-to-waist ratio?!!! I mean really, that is sooo inaccurate. Her hips are literally like three times the size of her waist. Why can’t real girls have a ratio like that? :’( Ha just kidding that would look stupid in real life. But still think about it, Megara look supa hot in the movie, then imagine a real girl with a hips-to-waist like that. That would be creepy as shit :P
Peace out! :DDDDD
Look how cute this baby ocelot is! :D
Just so ya’ll all know (Like all maybe one or two of you people looking at my page) not all my posts will be about ocelots. In fact this will probably be the only one that is. But omg look at this video, it is so cute and it sounds like a bird/kitty/pterodactyl/transformer fusion! :D I wish it did cute things like the kitten that back away from that dudes hand all cute like. You probably don’t know what i’m talking about so i’ll post that video later. Well I wanna end my first post on a good note, so here is an awesome bad joke that Oliver just told me :D “How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?” “To get to the other side!” I hope you found that humorous, I chuckled at it.
PS: Please do not text during class. It’s embarrassing (For you) (I’m looking at you)